Holiday Humor from the Militant Geek

Twas the Geek Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The computers were whirring; they never did stop.
The power was on and the temperature right,
In hopes that AI would surface that night.
The system was ready, the program was coded,
The backups and files had been carefully loaded;
An inadvertent Christmasy glow to the scene,
The lights on the console, flashed red, white and green.
Geek vs Nerds vs Dorks
It covers among other things Dream Job(s), Starter Apartment Furniture and Favorite Sports….
How Many Game geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many game designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No, no. Players change light bulbs. We just create incentives for them to do so.
It goes on from there….